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Today is Friday, June 9
Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the
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A young Italian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in
love and is going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma,
I'm going to bring over three women and you try and guess which
one I'm going to marry."
The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three beautiful women
into the house. They all sit down on the couch and chat for
awhile.
"Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry."
"The one on the right."
"That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?"
"I don't like her."
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