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good morning, ! Today is Friday, June 9 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops!Renew / Upgrade ____________________________________________________ This version is just for testing your email, whether you COULD receive my newsletter or not. If you DO receive this, then you can subscribe to the full version. To keep out little kids, the full version costs one dollar a month or ten dollars a year. PayPal does the age check. You can even use credit or debit cards at PayPal if you don't have a PayPal account yet. Subscribe to the FULL version! _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: The kid safe joke is clean! ___________________________________________________ 7 A young Italian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and is going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry." The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house. They all sit down on the couch and chat for awhile. "Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry." "The one on the right." "That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?" "I don't like her." _________________________________________________ Renew / Upgrade
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