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Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter. Those, who click me some grocery money, REALLY matter. ____________________________________________________ 1 Rosey: I just found out why cunnilingus is called eating while fellatio is a blow job. Nina: Why is that Rosey? Rosey: The terms were invented by a woman to make the one sound enjoyable and the other like work. _____________________________________________________ 2 "I feel I should warn you, Ray," she simpered, "that I expect my husband home in an hour." "But I'm not doing anything." he protested. "I know," she sighed. "I just wanted to let you know how much time you had." _____________________________________________________ 3 An Alaskan and a Texan met in New York and decided to do the town together. After many bars they found themselves walking across Brooklyn Bridge. They decided to stop and relieve themselves. As they were standing there adding to the pollution, the Texan turned to the Alaskan and said, "Water's cold!" The Alaskan replied, "Deep too." _____________________________________________________ 4 The worst airline disaster in Poland's history occurred today when a two-seater Cessna crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon. Rescue workers have so far uncovered 826 bodies and expect to find more as the digging continues. The pilot and passenger survived and are helping with the rescue efforts. _____________________________________________________ 5 Nina, a rather young miss attending St. Mary's Catholic Girls School, was sitting on the sidewalk, smoking a cigarette. The local priest walks by and gives her a glare. "Nina! Smoking at such a young age! Aren't you ashamed?" "What?" said Nina. "You got something better to do after sex?" _____________________________________________________ 6 An epileptic young woman named Camp Was seduced on her couch by a tramp But the first time he squeezed her She had a Grand seizure And broke both his balls and a lamp. =====================================================

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