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Good Morning, !
Today is Sunday, Nov 12

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Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me
don't matter.Those, who click me some grocery money,
REALLY matter.

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Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me
don't
matter.
Those, who click me some grocery
money,
REALLY matter.

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Wine her.   Dine her.   Call her.   Hold her.  Surprise her.
Compliment her.  
Smile at her.  Listen to her.  Laugh with her.  Cry with her.
Romance her.  
Encourage her.  Believe in her.  Pray with her.  Pray for
her.
Cuddle with her.  
Shop with her.  Give her jewelry.  Buy her flowers.  Hold her
hand.  Write love 
letters to her.  Go to the ends of the earth and back again
for her.
       
    
HOW TO TREAT A MAN:
Show up naked.   Bring pizza.   Don't block the TV.  
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