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NO Sermon here, and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for adults.
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Good Morning, !
Today is Monday, February 6
Judging by the total lack of mail about the Super Bowl,
it looks like most of you enjoyed the beautiful weather instead.
I did.
I got the results in the headline news. In case you are asked,
The New York Giants beat the New England Patriots 21-17.
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A young couple had just returned from their honeymoon and were settling
down in their new apartment. Coming home from work one night, the
landlady met the man in the hallway.
She said, "I have a couple of extra tickets to a play in town tonight,
and I wonder if you and your bride would like to have them?"
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'Oliver Twist' tonight?"
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with that thing, I'm going home to mother."
RECIPE SECTION,
thanks to Sr Anna
POTATO SKINS
Ingredients:
4 large baking potatoes , baked
3 tablespoons vegetable oil
1 tablespoon grated parmesan cheese
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon garlic powder
1/8 teaspoon pepper
8 slices bacon , cooked and crumbled
2 cups shredded cheddar cheese (approximately 8 ounces)
½ cup sour cream (if you wish)
4 chive onions , sliced in very small circles.
Directions:
Cut potatoes in half lengthwise; scoop out pulp and set aside (use for making mashed potatoes later) leaving 1/4 inch of potato in the shell.
Place on a greased baking sheet.
Combine oil, Parmesan cheese, salt, garlic powder and pepper and brush oil on potato skins.
Bake at 475° for about 8 minutes and turn over.
Bake for another 8 minutes or so and then turn right side up.
Sprinkle bacon and cheddar evenly inside of skins.
Bake 2 minutes longer or until cheese is melted.
Top with chive onions, then add a dollop of sour cream on each, if desired.
Happy Appetite!
Sr Anna
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That's right! Use Pumpernickle bread or at least whole wheat bread!
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